“What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.”
Pearl Bailey
So that you don’t have to suffer the same soul-crushing tedium of the bureaucrazy machine I was up against, here is a haiku detailing my experience:
Plastic potted plant
neon evaporates air
50 shades of beige
On Monday it’s no.
What could they possibly want?
On Thursday it’s yes.
Cracked linoleum
folded in the treadmill’s pull
press the shiny stamp
After multiple attempts, we get the export plates extended for 1 month. The door is open.
